PRE-ORDER! 2026 MISS MEATFACE MINI-CALENDAR!

🎉 HOORAY! The Miss Meatface Photo Calendar is BACK for 2026! 🎉

Grab your latex and your leather gloves — Miss Meatface returns for 2026 with a wildly wonderful new mini-calendar packed with iconic imagery from the last few years! Expect a calvacade of decadent delights and domestic surrealism — twelve months of pure Miss Meatface magic to adorn your the wall (or shrine) of your MeatPalace.

This year’s calendar comes in a fab new A5 “mini” size — smaller, sassier, and perfect for sending worldwide without breaking the bank! It’s the same bold Meatface spirit, just in a perfectly pocketable format.

DETAILS:

• Full-colour 2026 photo calendar

• A5 size (each page measuring 14.8cm x 21cm)

• Printed on 150gsm uncoated paper with a 200gsm cover

PRE-ORDER YOUR CALENDAR NOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT WHEN IT SELLS OUT! Estimated shipping date is Monday November 17, 2025 but it may be sooner, I will keep everyone updated via my social media!

Shipping:
UK calendar orders are shipped via Royal Mail tracked 48; international calendar orders are shipped with Royal Mail International PDDP (postal deliveries duties paid) Standard Large Letter (6 - 7 business day aim for delivery *NO TRACKING*). If you are an international customer and would prefer to have your calendar shipped with tracking instead please contact me directly before you place your oder. Shipping times may vary depending on your location and the status of carriers in each country. PLEASE ensure that you choose the correct "SHIP TO" country upon checkout, otherwise I cannot fill your order and your money will be refunded. Unfortunately due to Brexit restrictions I currently cannot ship to the EU, I sincerely apologize!